It's finally done (it didn't take long at all, I just procrastinated about going and buying appropriate yarn).
I recently read a great response to the question "Do you know what you're having?" "Well, we're hoping it's a baby, but there was a woman in the Enquirer who gave birth to kittens...."
Eustace* or Imogene* can come any time now.
*No, those are not the real names we have chosen, but that's what I decided to jokingly tell my family and friends.